Real freaking fun stuff

,not "fun stuff" like you know who.

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**** Okay, here is one. Man, after chasing this wild hog for many days to get it to the right spot, there I had it; I got him in the cage, but he was not ready to give up so easily without a fight . The son-of a- sow was able to get  one of my dogs right in the  neck through the wires in a split second.Damn,he was fast. Johnny was bleeding profusely  & still trying to fight him back. I was able to grab  him back & quickly wrap my shirt around his neck . Man, I thought he was going to die right there. I was able to take him to camp & quickly  grabbed  thread & needle and stitched him up the best I could. After I got done, the motherfucker looked like a sack of potatoes, but I wasn't going  for beauty contest, I just  was trying to buy time to take him to the vet , that is about 40 mn away; anyway, we made it, and the next week, we partied  together with some ribs, scar & all . Damn, this fool got a strong spirit ! Here's some pics of me doing what is right !Even Frenchy got a piece of the action !

There it is : Johnny and his DEAD buddy, Johnny made it, with a special WILD PORK diet, yummy.

****ANOTHER ONE: This shit was crazy, I though only salmon can swim upstream ! But I was proven wrong : here in Okie land, at a certain time in spring, the GUARD FISH, look like a mean , 3 to 4 foot-long motherfucker, like  a crocodile wanna -be with a long mouth full of sharp teeth , anyway, the guard swims UPSTREAM  to lay eggs or something. I was checking on my cattle , I was walking across the creek, and they freaked me out, they were jumping and flapping around, I 'd never seen this kinda shit before ! They were so many, man,  you have to see this shit ! I am like a dumbfuck running up & down trying to grab them and thinking already about my free meal, man, I ate shit so many times tripping on the slippery rocks and stuff, but, you know what, it was worth it !  I tried to stone them , like Terence Hill in the spaghetti western, that shit don't work , only in movies.  This shit I experienced was  for real, & , you know what, this fool's  always packing, & there's nothing a 9 mm can't do ! So I caught 2 big suckers- SEE PICTURE-, grabbed  my knife to gut them , GUESS WHAT ? They have some kind of  armour -like , tough mother skin, that cannot be cut. So what to do? I went to the shop and got some fence cutting metal shears. Anyway, I was able to enjoy some unique white meat with a touch of lemon and some brewskis. Most locals don't eat guard, they 're not country enough for that, but I can hardly wait for the season, it's coming up.  We keep  you posted.

                      This is my other White meat, not as tough as the wanna be                          crocodiles.

****Freakyyyy, check this out ! For those of you in the city trapped all day in your office  space , and shoe box apartment, or stuck in traffic,_ and that WAS ME not long ago_ I want to introduce you to MY office space  and a little taste of Country Life ! They say the star of the Oklahoma lanscape is the sky, to me it looks more like one of those  sci- fi freaking -ass  movies, the kind they show at 3 AM, with all the  giant bugs, tentacles , thunder & you name it. Take a walk in the woods at night, man, if you think the country is quiet ! No, I am not talking about those  meditation gizmo sounds  that a bunch of city slicker-idiots buy at the Sharper Image, to pretend they are by the creek in the country, I am talking about the REAL SHIT.   You get to hear so many sounds, if you are a moron, it can freak you out : you get to see or hear  ugly toads, weird owls, freaky -ass cats with a stripe, they call them skunks, don't even think  of pissing them off , they spray some funky -ass perfume right at you;  ask my dogs,they've been sprayed so many times. They were city slickers too , they are still trying to figure out what kind of cats are those ! You hear  coyotes howling, they sound like the high -pitch cry of a child, now that's freaky ! There 's even been  nearby sightings of brown bears and black panthers ! Here it is  creatures  galore, for real  !!!! They even talk about BIG FOOT,  I think these fools in the mountains drink too  much moonshine ! Let me tell you, I often wander in the woods hoping to see such this Big Pattas or other big game  and fearing at the same time, it's a real rush, kinda hard to explain. I've had a couple of encounters with wild hogs, I was  thankful that  my dogs were with me & able to keep them at bay; Dude, you better watch out, they can tear your shit up...So far, I haven't seen any  freaky stuff, but I will keep you posted. Let me tell you , I am so glad we left the big city to relocate to the country . There are just so many things we enjoy here that you cannot do in the city.  To be sure, we still miss certain things like a good Sushi bar, Indian Food, French Cuisine, off-beat movie theaters, Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, Gelson's etc... Around here, the only thing you get is wal-mart, they sell mostly cheap crap, but they are the only store, I mean THE ONLY STORE around. Sometimes, you just don't have a choice , unless you wanna drive more than an hour and to another state . But , overall, we are REAL GLAD we came . Here are some pix of the cameleon weather, from Okieland. Sometimes, it 's hard to believe how rapidly it can change, even the same day , it can drop 20 degrees, or start pouring rain, or heavy winds, or some funky wannabe - snow,roaring thunderstorms , you name it, we got it. Anyway, I am outta here 4 now. Peace out !!

                               This thing is trippyyy  !

Sometimes , I wander in the woods, hoping  to see BIG FOOT. This time,  the only thing I found was this WHITE Little Foot Sasquatch,  she surrendered after putting up a good fight , at least that's what she thinks, you know how we do it ! !

Man, when it rains, or when the snow melts, you gotta be prepared & so careful, when the water rises up, you can't get anywhere, you gotta  make sure you have food, wood, fuel, your generator, yourbrewskis &  don't forget your human blanket , YEAH, you know what I am talking about ! The way I see it, if I am gonna be trapped with no place to go, at least  I should do it in style & comfort. That was a picture of my lake under the snow. 2 weeks later, there were some heavy rains, roads were flooded, those wanna -be bridges were flooded too, and the lake overspilled. NOW THAT IS FUN, you need to experience this shit !!!